So, for those that have meet or seen my husband. Well he is a large man, alpha male kinda type of guy. But he is also very secure with himself. Such as probably a year ago we went on a date and got pedicures together and then dinner because I wanted him to see how great a pedicure was. He is a trooper and didn't mind going.
Fast forward to now, Eric has this problem he bites his nails constantly, and they are nubs, nothing left to them. He was talking to this guy at work about it and the guy had the same problem but his were worse and got infected, and he said he went to a nail place and got fake nails, to help him stop. So Eric comes to me Wednesday and says "Tabitha, I can't quite biting my nails, I think I want to get some fake ones to help me stop". Needless to say I was speechless. I asked a ??S such as ARE YOU SERIOUS??? and then I dropped it thinking he wasn't serious enough to do it. Well, last night he comes and goes I think I want to see about getting my nails done tonight, I of course laugh again but he's serious. So we head out. I take him to this Nail Salon I have been to and he wanted me to come in and talk for him and get him set up. Hilarious! Well, the nail techs looked a little puzzled but went with it. It's money to them. So he sat down and his eyes bulge open because they start talking Chinese and he can't understand them. Hilarious!
***Quick side note, like Styrofoam is to me, like nails on a chalk board is to most, Heebie jeebies sort of thing, well that's how nail files are to Eric.
So, they start to put tips on him, and file them. His eyes bulge. Hilarious!
After awhile Caden started to act his age so much to my dislike we needed to leave, and we left Eric to get pampered, we came back to see him and he was almost done.
In the end his is happy he did it and likes that he has nails, he scratches my back and says how does that feel, and I say "it feels like a woman is scratching my back".
I didnt think I can put hilarious enough! Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. And now pictures for your viewing pleasure....
I told him after he got some dirt under them maybe they wont look so girlish! haha
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6 comments:
Oh my gosh! Nothing says "Drill Sgt" like a nice buff and polish! Nate was sleeping when I pulled up your blog so I tried not to laugh out loud, but I couldn't help myself. That is killer! I woke Nate up and had to read it to him before I let him roll over and go back to sleep. They really do look pretty Eric. But why didn't you just try the bitter nails stuff you paint on kids' nails to help them stop biting? Or did that fail. Haha, I am still cracking up.
Are you sure this wasnt some practical joke the other DS were playing on you? I had to show Adam and he laughed then asked.. is that a joke? They do look good however..better than mine!!
Shutup that is so funny! I don't think I would have believed it if I hadn't seen the pictures!
Oh Erica, they're just beautiful. Do your toes match? Ha!
I don't know what to say. OMG! I would have never thought of that, to prevent from biting nails. At least he's not afraid to show them off.
Holy crap....does he still have them on??? =) Once you start...ya can't stop!
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